Why did the pencil become a tutor? It knew how to make a point.
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School Jokes
Why did the paper aeroplane smile? Its plans were taking off.
Why did the school bag take a nap? It had carried the whole day.
Why did the pencil pot smile? It had a point to everything.
Why did the school bell smile? It had finally called it a day.
Why was the pencil case upset? It couldn't contain itself.
Why did the train finish its homework early? It was on the right track.
Why did the bookmark ask for directions? It had lost its place.
Why did the maths teacher buy new shoes? The old pair didn't add up.
Why did the ruler leave the competition? It couldn't measure up.
It had too many problems.