Why did the washing machine dance? It had a great spin cycle.
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Dad Jokes
Why was the umbrella handle nervous? It was trying to get a grip.
Why did the garden gloves get praised? They never shied away from hard work.
Why did the gnome worry? It was under constant observation.
Why did the hose worry? It was about to be put under pressure.
Why did the cushion win the race? It had a soft landing planned.
Why did the mirror offer advice? It could see both sides of the problem.
Why did the roundabout feel dizzy? It had been going in circles all morning.
Why did the fence make friends? It was good at keeping neighbours together.
Why did the vacuum cleaner retire? It was tired of sucking up to everyone.
Why did the window cleaner smile? Things were looking clearer.
Why did the lighthouse take a day off? It needed to recharge its beam.
I’ll meet you at the corner.
It felt crummy.
They work on so many levels.
All the fans left.
They might crack each other up.
Nothing. It just waved.
Because it was two-tired.
It was framed.
He was outstanding in his field.
Pop.
A dino-snore.
Its days were numbered.
It saw the salad dressing.
It swept in.
An impasta.
A meow-tain.
Because then it would be a foot.
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
A gummy bear.
It wasn’t peeling well.
In case he got a hole in one.
A labracadabrador.
Eclipse it.
It held up a pair of trousers.
They use honeycombs.